I have 4 hours left at work and my phone’s battery is dwindling down to 10%. So this is how it ends.
krudman: thedeckonomist: krudman: thedeckonomist: naffzilla: krudman: Watch out, internet. I have an opinion! *audible gasp* WRONG REASONS WHY I’M RIGHT. ILLOGICAL REBUTTAL INCORRECT EVIDENCE CHECKMATE ATHETITS CALM EXPLANATION AND DISMISSAL OF INCORRECT EVIDENCE. CITING MORE EVIDENCE. QUESTIONING YOUR LOGIC.
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
What I said: I dislike this part of thing
What you read: I REALLY HATE THING
What I said: This person was jerk
What you read: ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE JERK
What I said: I prefer thing over thing
What you read: I PREFER VERY GOOD THING OVER VERY BAD THING
What I said: I make harmless joke at expense of thing
What you read: I TELL JOKE ABOUT THING BECAUSE THING IS BAD
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
This is my thousandth post.
sydthe-sloth: the relatively ok gatsby
That odd moment when someone you don’t follow and who doesn’t follow you reblogs a post from 4 years ago.
willyoucometowakemeup: professorlink: so is the zelda fandom not gonna talk about the fact that ilia’s hair is the same shape as the kokiri emerald or ……WHAT O_O
I swear, employees at Cedar Point have to wait in longer lines than the guests do… and we don’t get to do something fun at the end.
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
gay-grumps: when i find myself in times of trouble kk slider comes to me speaking words of wisdom me mop mow mi na
egberts: im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
to do list:
lexlosing-it: 1) stuff 2) things
yaoiguai: here’s how to solve the “gif” versus “jif” problem: jif sounds fuckin stupid there you go all done wtf no gif sounds like you’re trying to say gift without the ‘t’, jif is actually pronounceable.
oklou: eating a sandwich and salad for dinner except instead of a sandwich its candy and instead of a salad i have no friends