May 2013
42 posts
I have 4 hours left at work and my phone’s battery is dwindling down to 10%.
So this is how it ends.
krudman:
thedeckonomist:
krudman:
thedeckonomist:
naffzilla:
krudman:
Watch out, internet. I have an opinion!
*audible gasp*
WRONG
REASONS WHY I’M RIGHT.
ILLOGICAL REBUTTAL
INCORRECT EVIDENCE
CHECKMATE ATHETITS
CALM EXPLANATION AND DISMISSAL OF INCORRECT EVIDENCE.
CITING MORE EVIDENCE. QUESTIONING YOUR LOGIC.
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
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silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
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tumblr.txt
What I said: I dislike this part of thing
What you read: I REALLY HATE THING
What I said: This person was jerk
What you read: ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE JERK
What I said: I prefer thing over thing
What you read: I PREFER VERY GOOD THING OVER VERY BAD THING
What I said: I make harmless joke at expense of thing
What you read: I TELL JOKE ABOUT THING BECAUSE THING IS BAD
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”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
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This is my thousandth post.
sydthe-sloth:
the relatively ok gatsby
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That odd moment when someone you don’t follow and who doesn’t follow you reblogs a post from 4 years ago.
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willyoucometowakemeup:
professorlink:
so is the zelda fandom not gonna talk about the fact that ilia’s hair is the same shape as the kokiri emerald or
……WHAT O_O
I swear, employees at Cedar Point have to wait in longer lines than the guests do… and we don’t get to do something fun at the end.
merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...
gay-grumps:
when i find myself in times of trouble kk slider comes to me speaking words of wisdom me mop mow mi na
egberts:
im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
April 2013
49 posts
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to do list:
lexlosing-it:
1) stuff
2) things
yaoiguai:
here’s how to solve the “gif” versus “jif” problem:
jif sounds fuckin stupid
there you go all done
wtf no
gif sounds like you’re trying to say gift without the ‘t’, jif is actually pronounceable.
oklou:
eating a sandwich and salad for dinner except instead of a sandwich its candy and instead of a salad i have no friends
